Welcome to the Dicks club, hosted as always by the fabulous PTI.

Hi. I’m Janice. I run the reception desk. I’m an honorary dick. Yay.

…thank you Janice. Here’s a few words from one of our friends at the HS (a division of PTI):

Screw you, ass! I’m going to put a shoe up your–

Thank you, Dominic.

A logo for members.